The Witch of Friendship

仲良しの魔女


Medea Lily
Let me take this chance to reintroduce myself, Master.
My name is Medea, a Servant of the Caster class.

Medea Lily
As the head priestess of the temple of Hecate, the moon goddess and my mentor, I devoted myself to the pursuit of magecraft.

Medea Lily
So please, feel free to treat me as simply a helper who knows magic.

Dr Roman
Wow… this is Medea…?
Talk about a makeover. It’s true what they say about women and transforming their looks…

  1. Roman, don’t be rude.
  2. Roman, this is why the ladies don’t like you.

[1] Mashu
Good grief.
Please keep quiet, Doctor.

[2] Mashu
Good grief.
Now I know why the Doctor is so obsessed with net idols.

[2] Dr Roman
Hey, me having bad luck with girls and being a Magi☆Mari fan has nothing to do with each other, okay?!

[2] Dr Roman
All the idol fans of the world deserve an apology!

Mashu
Putting that aside… Miss Medea… no, Miss Lily.
Why did you call Senpai to this place?

Medea Lily
I was actually in the middle of praying for everybody’s future well-being, when I detected a wicked aura on this island.

Medea Lily
It would be a terrible tragedy to leave it be… actually, I couldn’t bear to see more cracks develop in the two’s friendship…

Medea Lily
As I thought this, Master’s face appeared in my mind like so, all radiant with a wonderful smile ♡

Dr Roman
Okay… so basically, you want him to intervene in this argument?

Medea Lily
That’s right ♡
I’d be grateful if someone of Master’s character could admonish them.

Mashu
Speaking of which…
I’m starting to hear some very intense clashing of swords in the forest over there.

Mashu
I’ve got a bad feeling about this, but let’s go, Senpai.

Medea Lily
Fufu, you worry too much, Mashu.
We won’t find even a teaspoon of danger there.

[cut to fight between Jeanne and Astolfo]

Jeanne
I can no longer overlook such wild behavior!

Jeanne
Even my patience, as great and hardy as Carcassonne, has reached its breaking point and completely shattered!

Astolfo
That’s my line, you pervy saint!
You keep going on about modesty and restraint, but I know what you’re thinking!

Astolfo
You’re not convincing anyone with that soft, bouncy body!

Astolfo
And that shameless JK look! I thought I was going to die laughing!
I should be requesting compensation from you on behalf of all Servants for mental suffering!

Jeanne
Wh-What’s wrong with a JK?!

Astolfo
“Jeanne Alter”? Are you dumb?!

Medea Lily
Oh, my.

Mashu
This is… to put it lightly, Hell?

Dr Roman
Okay team, pretend that you didn’t see that and come on back.
This seems like a case we shouldn’t be interfering in.

  1. I couldn’t agree more.
  2. You want us to just leave them be?

1 Medea Lily
Oh, no, Master… I believed in you…!

1 Mashu
Senpai… let’s resign ourselves to giving it a try.
Making Miss Lily cry seems scary in its own way.

2 Medea Lily
Master…!
I believed in you! Yes, I did!

Dr Roman
There’s no helping it, then…
Well, it’s all yours.

  1. Stop the fighting!
  2. Alter was going a bit too far!

Jeanne
Are you Astolfo’s sympathizers?!
You are, aren’t you? Deviants! I should jet you straight to Hell!

Jeanne
It’s like I’ve seen you somewhere before, but I won’t go easy on you if you get in my way!

Jeanne
Come to me, attendants of the holy maiden, winds of discipline!
Gather beneath my banner and submit to my command!

Wyverns
Kshaaa, help, kshaaa!

Astolfo
Pwaha! (spit-take from the shock)

Jeanne
Look! I can boss around wyverns too, if I want to!

Jeanne
I’ve only kept it secret until I’m absolutely furious, because I lose many important things when I do it!

Dr Roman
Wait, she’s not Alter?!
Hold on, let’s talk it over, we can come to an understanding!

Dr Roman
If anything, I prefer Jeanne!

Jeanne
Enough talk! No excuses!
Let’s go, Team Jeanne! Bring God’s punishment upon these sinners!

Wyverns
Kshaaa, are you serious, kshaaa!

[battle with wyverns and Jeanne]

Jeanne
How could… my elite guard… so easily…!

Astolfo
Hmph! It’s only natural.
That’s about all you can get out of fans you just force into following you with the power of the flag!

Astolfo
Now it’s my turn!
It’s time, everyone!

Jeanne
Nyahaa! (spit-take from the shock)

Dr Roman
Now it’s an army of horses?!

Astolfo
Look! These are the comrades I’ve brainwashed with the power of my flute!

Astolfo
Get ready, you phony saint!
No one gets to pass me over and debut their JK look and survive!

Mashu
Oh, no, they’re going to end up fighting again…!
Master, please stop them!

  1. Stop the fighting!
  2. That miniskirt is going a bit too far!

Astolfo
Who are you people anyway, yammering from the side?
I don’t really know, so I’m gonna deal with all of you together!

Astolfo
My reason is evaporated, after all!
I’ll win first and then worry about the tedious things!

Dr Roman
This side’s not too different, huh!
Be careful!

[battle with centaurs and Astolfo]

Mashu
Pant, pant… both of you, please, calm down…
We were just passing by, really…

Jeanne
Ugh, he might be pink from the hair on his head to the inside of his brain, but Astolfo is a knight worth my respect…

Jeanne
And you beat his team…

Astolfo
Just who are you people?
She might be as thick in the head as she is on the outside, but Jeanne is my rival, someone I recognize as the secondary heroine…

Astolfo
And you beat her team…

Mashu
Um, aren’t you two actually getting along pretty well?

Jeanne
In that case, it’s time to team up!
Come on, Astolfo!

Astolfo
Yeah! We’ll work together to beat them!
Let’s show them our fantastic combination!

Dr Roman
Well, there’s our answer!
A plague on both their houses! Go ahead and finish it!

Dr Roman
Put these Berserkers to the sword of reason!

[battle with Jeanne and Astolfo]

Jeanne & Astolfo
Uuuuuu….

Mashu
The targets are silenced.
But this doesn’t solve the problem.

Dr Roman
Yeah, this is on track to becoming even worse.
Once they wake up, they’ll be even more ferocious…

Medea Lily
There’s no need to worry. Please leave this to me.
First, let me take out my dagger…

Medea Lily
Hmm, around here? Is this place better?
Pain Breaker!

[stabs Jeanne and Astolfo]

Mashu
Miss Medea?!

Dr Roman
Wh-What?! What just happened?!
Did you really just stab your Noble Phantasm into two unconscious, defenseless Servants?!

  1. We didn’t see that.
  2. What a terrible incident…

Jeanne
Mmm… ah!
Where am I… and the one lying on top of me is…

Jeanne
Is that you, Astolfo?!
How did you get this terrible bump?!

Jeanne
Who has done this to you?!

Mashu
Um… that would be you, Jean…

Dr Roman
Shh. Keep quiet, Mashu.
Those aren’t bruise marks caused by blunt strikes from a flagpole. Right?

Astolfo
Mmm… ah!
Where am I… and the one lying under me is…

Astolfo
Jeanne?!
What happened to you?! Those cuts, like someone was aiming for your chest in particular!

Astolfo
Who did this to you?!

Mashu
Like I said, that’s Astol…

  1. Let’s keep quiet, Mashu.
  2. There was no terrible incident…

Medea Lily
Thank goodness.
They were arguing over some small things, but both of them are back to normal now.

Dr Roman
I see…
The alignment of Medea Lily is the opposite of the Medea we know.

Dr Roman
That’s why her Noble Phantasm is also the reverse of Medea, the witch of betrayal.
Her Noble Phantasm patches over conflicts.

Jeanne
In any case…
I am glad to see that you have no other injuries, Astolfo.

Jeanne
By the way, I recall there was a promise to take me on a journey to the skies.
Is your Hippogriff still good and well?

Astolfo
Of course! You weigh about as much as you look, right, Jeanne?
We won’t have any trouble flying along with you!

Jeanne
I look forward to it.
I imagine riding a Hippogriff must be quite…

Jeanne
Oh? Hello there.
And… sniff sniff.

Jeanne
This sweet smell… is it honey?

Mashu
Yes, there’s been a very delicious smell in the air for a while now.

Medea Lily
Since I was free, I took the time to make pancakes.

Medea Lily
How about we forget about the bad things and have a pleasant afternoon?

Jeanne
I thank you. I was feeling hungry.
Was I exercising…?

Astolfo
Wow, this is amazing! It tastes great!
Come here, Jeanne! Have a taste!

Jeanne
Very well, by your leave…
Oh… oh, oh…! This sweet flavor is on the level of a Noble Phantasm!

Mashu
In just an instant, they became two girls enjoying their sweets together…

  1. How beautiful it is to have good friends.
  2. Can I have some more pancakes?

Medea Lily
Fufufu.
This is thanks to everyone lending me their strength.

Medea Lily
Thank you for going along with my unreasonable requests.
I look forward to working with you again, Master.

Mashu
That was a wonderful show of skill, Miss Medea.
You are an adept at mediating arguments.

Medea Lily
I am the witch of friendship, after all ♡

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