Saber Slayer: Awakening

セイバースレイヤー 覚醒編


 

[in a palace]

Announcer:

And now, the moment you’ve all been waiting for! It’s the final round! The match to determine the SABER of SABERS will be held here, in the northern land of Britain! It’s happening here, in this historic, mysterious castle!

Mashu:

It’s historic yet mysterious?

  1. Hey, we moved venues.
  2. If it’s historic, there’s no helping it.

[1] X:

It’s natural that the final duel would be in Britain, which is historically sacred ground for Sabers.

[2] Mashu:

Senpai, you seem like you’re starting to feel worn out too…

Announcer:

Fighters… enter!
The mysterious Saber with no known affiliation, background, birthdate, or blood type! I’m talking about Mysterious Heroine X~
ENTER MYSTERIOUS! HEROINE! X!!!

[cheering]

Mashu:

Enough with the weird introduction… never mind.

Dr. Roman:

Mashu is slipping too!

Fou:

Foh, foooh.

Announcer:

And, the legendary Blue Saber that sits upon the throne that proves her kingship…
TOTALITARIAN ARTORIAAAAAAAA!!!

Artoria:

Um, excuse me… I don’t really know what’s going on, but they brought me here. What sort of event is this?

X:

To think this day would finally come… she and I are two sides of the same coin… light and shadow…
But if I don’t overcome her, I can’t become a true Saber!

  1. Wait, you’re both the same Saber. Huh?
  2. Let’s do this, Blue Sa- no, Mysterious Heroine X!

[2] Mashu:

Senpai… w-well, this is the final round so I guess I’ll try to get excited too…

X:

My name is that of the supreme, mightiest, ultimate Saber… Mysterious Heroine X!!!
I’m kinda scared there might be some dimension-breaking business with parallel universes or causative paradoxes, but prepare to die!

Artoria:

Gah!? What is this sensation of baring my shameful dark side for the world to see…?
I cannot let this Saber out into the world… I don’t know why, but it’s for my own sake!

X:

I challenge you for the throne of the true Saber!

[Round 1 battle]

Artoria:

W-What a dark aura… what is it that drives you to such an extreme!?

X:

You wouldn’t understand the terror of the ever-increasing faces!

Dr. Roman:

No, I’m pretty sure she knows.

Artoria:

Anyway, I get the feeling that my image will be tarnished if I don’t put you down right now!
O Planet, bless my holy sword with power! Grant me the power to purge this somehow bad version of myself!

[Excalibur charges]

X:

O holy sword, annihilate all the Sabers! This is the fight I must not lose!

[Excalibur charges]

Mashu:

This is crazy!

[Round 2 battle]

Artoria:

I-Impossible… to think I’d lose on my home field where my fame bonus is maxed… (downcast)

[she collapses]

X:

…I… I won! I won, Master! Finally, finally, I…
I’m the SABER OF SABERS!!!

  1. Congrats, Sa-… no, Heroine X!
  2. Say something, Mashu.

[1] X:

Thank you so much, Master! Gone are the days of crying into my pillow in fear of all the no-name Sabers!

[2] Mashu:

Eh? M-Me!?
C-Congratulations, Art- sorry, Mysterious Heroine X-san!

X:

All of the Sabers have finally been destroyed, and I, the mightiest Saber, can proceed splendidly and invincibly to the Holy Grail War for Sabers…
The True Holy Grail War will begin!!!

Many Sabers:

Congratulations! Congratulations! Congratulations!

X:

Thank you, everyone! Thank you, everyone!
I’ve surpassed all of the Sabers to become the ultimate Saber. Yes, I…
I’m the SABER OF SABERS!!!

[cheering, fade to white]

[in a campsite]

???:

…-san. …ber-san, sorry, Mysterious Heroine X-san!

X:

By the way, everyone, I don’t think you noticed but I’m actually Arth- Huh!?

Mashu:

I made oden for dinner. Please wake up.

X:

T-This… can’t be…

  1. Are you still half-asleep?
  2. Don’t you want any oden?

X:

It was all a dream!?

Fou:

Foh!

 

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