[in a Roman town, A.D. 60]
“SABER OF SABERS?”
Correct. The most excellent, powerful, and supreme being among all Sabers… that’s what the SABER OF SABERS is all about!
And you’re saying there’s a big contest to choose one… Really?
It’s the truth. What of it?
(Wait, are you really Her Majesty with the holy sword? I’d heard something like that, but…)
Anyway. I can no longer contain my rage now that all of the world’s Sabers are gathered in one place!
Why didn’t they send me an invitation!? It’s only proper etiquette to send me, the pinnacle of all Sabers, a formal invitation with a box of cakes or cured meats and sausages enclosed!!!
- Erm, actually, you’re an Assassin.
When Heroine X gets like this, there’s no stopping her…
There you go saying strange things again, Master…
No matter how you look at me, I’m obviously a Saber.
Anyway, I cannot abide a contest that does not include myself in it.
We should crash this party and show them who the true Saber is! Let’s jump right in!
[in a coliseum]
This grand contest is getting more and more heated! And now, for Round Three, fighters… ENTERRRRRR!!!
She’s right at home keeping the fire warm. She can do it (rebel) all on her own!!!
ENTER MORDRED, THE KNIGHT OF REBELLION!!!
[the crowd cheers]
Heh, so you’re my next- Hm?
Where have I seen you…
“No one knows where I’ve been from or what I’ve done! I am the SABER OF SABERS!”
By the way, you’re not a Saber, are you? Mysterious Heroine X…
HEEEEERE’S MYSTERIOUS HEROINE X!!!
[X appears. The crowd boos]
They messed up her introduction…
Ah, Father, is that you? It is you, Father!!! Watcha doin’ here, wearing that weird hat-
I don’t know whose kid you are but this is for the world, and all its Sabers!
Spill out your guts and die right now!!!
[Round 1 battle]
Those sword skills… I knew it was you, Fath-
Finishing Move — Kill Now, Ask Questions Later!!!
[Round 2 battle]
That ruthlessness… I knew it… you’re obviously… F… Fa… th…
Father, you big jerk!
A concrete victory!
With this, England has averted disaster, and another Saber besides me is gone.
Um, wasn’t that opponent an acquaint-
And that’s it for what is absolutely most certainly and indubitably our first meeting! Not that I have any family issues!
Wh-What in the world is happening…?